I might be going through a midlife crisis you know.
Besides, I’d really like to spend more time working on my golf game.
I want what John and Katie have. They look so happy.
And their kids seem to be okay with it.
You could go back to work.
I know you didn’t like staying at home.
Just look at Cash and Tracy.
They’ve been married twenty-five years now.
I wasn’t going to say anything but a few months ago
When I went out of town for business I slept
With a girl at the hotel bar. She was only 23.
I was driving home the other day and
I saw a “For Rent” sign in the window of this
Adorable two-bedroom apartment.
I think we’d both be happier if we got…
I guess what I’m saying is I want...
… a divorce.